thepissedkitty

Or, where the f—- are my goddamn cat ass-hes?

Got this in the mail, it really depressed me, and provoked another bout of crying on the toilet (click for morbid details):

WTF? They’re all passive-aggressive…like, if bitch don’t have my moneh, Imagonna hole’ her cat ass RANSOM.

And then, they send of course a brochure copy of The Rainbow Bridge. Uh, yeah, real nice. Damn capitalistic hippies.

Anyway, I already paid. Hell, it’s been almost a month. I already got a cheap facsimile, for crissake. Am now just wondering how damn long it takes for him to be done. (Calling crematory…hello, is my CAT DONE YET?!!)

Christ. He’s not a bundt cake.