thepissedkitty

(Inspired by Overheard in New York):

On the phone with her sponsor…(that’s like a guidance counselor-cum-Big Brother or Big Sister, for you non-A.A. types), “…no, I am NOT ‘deceit’! I didn’t tell him I had dinner with two other guys because one of them was kicking cocaine, and the other one was half-retarded!”

Sounds like a good excuse to me.