Apr 29 2008
BOSCO’S LEAVINGS AND LEAVING

Bosco gives new meaning to “Petco: Where the Pets Go”.
Ew.
Also, he hates, hates, HATES having his picture taken. I thought at first it was just the whirring sound the camera makes, but no. I have attempted even from quite a long way away using a telephoto lens and he still somehow senses the paparazzi. He hates it worse than the celebutards on TMZ.
Here he is, trying to leave:
-The general area
-A picnic
-Hiding under the table, wearing hoodie for disguise.
He even hates it at Christmas:
He even hates SANTA.
He hates it on Valentine’s Day. In a boat. With a goat.
He hates it WITH A CUPCAKE, for crissake…
You can almost see his whiskers quivering with revulsion.
I’m going to stop taking pictures now, or else he might explode.
(The hedgehog is a live grenade.)