thepissedkitty

Question-es:

1) Just how sick are you going to be of hearing that animated trash can saying, “wwwwwAAAAAAllllEEEEEE!!!” by the time the damned thing comes out?!

2) Please tell me I did not, not, NOT just see the kid in the Huggies commercial peeing all over the ceiling (whoooa, what a feeling…when you’re peein’ on the ceiling) LIKE A DAMNED FIREHOSE. No, I didn’t. Did not. No. I am happy in denial.

As a proud dog and cat owner - and I want you Crazy Kid Persons to know I deeply resent being called “Crazy Cat and/or Dog Lady” - for crissake, you made A HUMAN BEING come out of your VAGINA-! or the VAGINA-! of someone you supposedly LOVE?! What kind of friend are YOU?) I don’t recall ever forcing you to watch my cat crap in a box. WHY. ARE YOU DOING THIS. TO ME??!!!

Oh, that’s right. God hates me, ‘cuz I won’t squeeze one out for Jesus.

Speaking of which,

3) Regardless of your political leanings, you gotta admit. John McCain just should not. Ever. Try smiling. Again. It’s just Not. A Good. Idea. Freakin’ creepy, really.

Thanks to 2) and 3), I won’t be sleeping tonight.

We’ll see how much it sucks, ‘k?

http://thepissedkitty.today.com/

In the following manners:

-Self-abuse. At least, I will not post it to YouTube and label it “Hot Wife Sq*rts…” oh, wait, that’s YouP*rn. Please do yourself a favor and don’t go there, ESPECIALLY if you’re under 18. YOU WILL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE. Trust me.

-I will not say anything is full of ____ness, i.e. “swirly goodness”. Once it has hit a Pinkberry/American Express commercial, an expression is officially dead.

-I will hereby attempt not to cuss, as I’m pretty sure it’s against the Terms of Use.

-Yeah, right.

-I will try to change the template at least once every 5 years.

-I will also attempt to post at least once every 5 years.

-I will not post an Amazon Wishlist, PayPal link, or AdSense…oh, never mind. The AdSense kind of cracks me up, especially when it starts offering up pet crematories for my cat who isn’t even dead yet.