thepissedkitty

My only real original thoughts of late, considering the classes I just started combined with the job search (fruitless unless you consider sign twirler, nit picker - no lie - or “bathroom valet” to be viable forms of employment. Oh yeah, and, GO TEAM LATRINE! Gotta give ‘em points for the biz name.)

(But no, really. Those people always piss me off, because I don’t feel like I should have to tip them just because they are standing in the restroom (P.U.) and they offer me a towel when I finish using the sink. Then I feel guilty.)

Anyway, discuss:

1) Diane Lane. Possibly the most boring actress ever. Even her name is boring. Why is she getting jobs, even? So that other WASPy, skinny, bland-looking people will have someone to relate to? Am I missing something here…?

2) I went into a Jack in the Crack to buy a couple dog burgers, and what did I see? Fried “CHEESY MACARONI BITES“. As if their Sirloin-and-Cheese-Fried-Tater-Tot burrito nightmare (read: delicious) wasn’t proof enough that the fast food industry is trying to kill us.

I had a point, I just lost it. Can’t stop thinking about that fried cheese.
Maybe, if they fried Diane Lane, I might find her interesting, too.