thepissedkitty

As opposed to just kicking it…I hereby vow to post every day whether I like it or not.
I hereby vow to post every day whether YOU like it or not-! At least, until I start my Fall classes.

Scattered, but ever persistent and annoying thoughts o’ mine:

-I hate Yelp.com.

-FIVE. FIVE DOLLAR. FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLOOOOOOONGS.

-Having spent a startling amount of timewasting on Facebook, I am ever increasingly alarmed about how I seem to be stuck in some sort of time warp whereas others are out and about, moving on with their lives, accomplishing things, and marrying people. Also, there seems to be some sort of rash of other human beings popping out their vajayjays. So, watch out.

-My mom called this morning, upset that the dentist told her she now needs dentures, and is trying to get her head around that. I said, “why don’t you think about quitting smoking while you’re in there.” I am an asshole.

-In other teeth-related issues, I have a nasty cat bite. Again. Why I keep putting my hand in or near that cat’s mouth is beyond me. I should probably just stand in the other room and pet him through a hole in the wall with a glove on a stick.

-FIVE.

-These carnivorous wasps? That carry off the cat food? Also alarming.

-FIVE DOLLAR.

-Why are Issac Hayes/Bernie Mac/that other guy dead? It seems like they were alive just the other day.

-I have decided, this is my last week of f!@#ing off. Which might preclude the whole daily posting thing, but I gotta buy cat food. And gritty kitty litter. And more cat food. For the wasps.

-FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLOOOOONNNGS.

-Damn those darn catchy advertisements.

Five dolla’. You give me five dolla’, soldierboy.