thepissedkitty

Reason #621 not to fall asleep with the television on: upon waking, the sudden urge to purchase mineral makeup…and I don’t wear makeup.

The tweezer thingy looks halfway useful, but you know I’d use it exactly twice before going, ahh, fuck it, and throwing it in the closet with my three dead Epiladies.

Perhaps this is why Sharper Image went under.